Features
Outage detection
Probes HTTP endpoints, APIs, WebSockets, and gRPC services from multiple regions, with debounce and quorum so a single flaky check never becomes a false alarm.
Status posts on Bluesky
When a service goes down or recovers, @downbadbot.com posts a meme-ified update on Bluesky and threads the recovery under the original outage. Bluesky is the first client to show them; the record underneath is what any client can read.
Public incident records
Every outage and recovery is published as a structured record in DownBadBot's own lexicon on the AT Protocol. Query the history, build on it, or replay it from any app on the network; it is not locked in a dashboard.
Alerts (coming soon)
A flat-rate subscription with optional direct alerts is planned. No pricing yet; follow @downbadbot.com to hear when it launches.